There Is a Boy Named Harry
By Anonymous of Slytherin
There is a boy named Harry
He had a scar that was scary
He said to Hermione
Don't be so whiny
And never forget how to carry
Later that day
Harry was not okay
He had a fever
And he was visited by a beaver
That ate hay
Then at dinner
Harry walked up to Hermione and started to spin 'er
Who bumped into Ron
He dropped his bon bon
That didn't win 'er